Man, do we have a lot of things to laugh at today? Let’s start today’s trending topics overview with the obvious:
Down With The Sickness, Joe Throws Shade On Musk
President Joe Biden, who seems to have a worse track record with COVID tests than your average hypochondriac, is now facing pressure to step aside due to his age. Top Democrats, including Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries, have reportedly had a “come to Biden” meeting, while Nancy Pelosi told him he can’t beat Trump in a dance-off, let alone an election. Despite mild Covid symptoms, Biden’s still promising to run the country from his Delaware bunker. Meanwhile, he took to X/Twitter to thank everyone for the well wishes, casually throwing shade at Elon Musk in the process, proving that even in quarantine, he’s got time for a mic drop.
(BBC)
Apocalypse? Now?
Fallout, 3 Body Problem, and The Daily Show snagged Emmy nominations. Two of them delve into fictional apocalypses, while the other one does the public service of chronicling the very real apocalypse we’re muddling through. Clearly, they’re just getting us ready for the inevitable: nuclear war, alien invasion, and the total collapse of Western democracy. So, grab your popcorn, folks—our entertainment is now a dress rehearsal for the future!
(NPR)
Deadpool’s Arse + Your Hand = ❤️
Microsoft just unveiled an Xbox console and controller “designed by Deadpool,” and it’s as cheeky as you’d expect—literally. The controller proudly features Deadpool’s buttocks on the back, because why not? If you’ve ever wanted to get your hands on Deadpool’s derriere, now’s your chance. Just like Xbox and retweet for a shot at winning this bootylicious prize. Who knew gaming could be such a… hands-on experience?
What will we make fun of tomorrow?
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